Tuesday, April 3, 2007

How to Make Malaysia A Better Place...(Part 1)

1. Malaysian citizens should be more considerate.

Situation 1
Traffic jam...
Some Pak Cik in the car at the back of you: Oi!!Gerak la kereta kamu nie!Dah lah bontot kereta tak lawa,nak tonjol tonjol pulak!!

Situation 2
Information counter at a mall....
You: Excuse me Miss, can you please tell where's the nearest toilet?
Information Counter Lady: Aiyo! You cannot see the board there ah? Everything also must ask me meh? You think this is what? Information Counter ah?(glares at you)
You: Um, sorry Miss, I didn't notice the sign. By the way, this IS an Information Counter.
Information Counter Lady: You not say want to go to the toilet wan meh? Go la! Stand here talk talk talk! I know its Information Counter la! Think what? I stupid ah?

Situation 3
In the field during a ball game...
You're waiting to catch the ball that's heading towards you and suddenly a pair of hands grab you roughly from behind.
You: What the?!?!?! Referee!!! She's 'hugging' me!!!
Girl from Other Team: What la u!! I sayang you so I hug you ma! Like that also must call referee meh? Referee!! You another one! I sharing my love la!!

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